1. The roads and cars are huge
2. Everything is air conditioned
3. Sports are still stupid and Americans are oddly obsessed with sports teams
4. I can easily eavesdrop on any conversation which is weird—and now I’m slightly obsessed with trying not to listen but it’s like information overload
5. The landscape is really really green and fluffy
6. There are SO MANY food choices at restaurants, and each restaurant has diverse salad options
7. Dinner starts around 5 pm and kitchens shut down around 10 pm
8. People think it’s weird to stare—ooops
9. Driving sucks because: rules, but is easier because: clearly marked signs
10. Murder is just, like, a normal part of a newscast